Confucius Tee
Confucius Tee
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Ancient wisdom. Modern degeneracy. The Confucius Tee blends philosophy and vice with a graphic that gives the old master a new hustle. Whether he’s pondering fate, stacking chips, or just dropping one-liners between hands, this Confucius isn’t here to meditate — he’s here to win.
Smart, sharp, and just irreverent enough to keep people guessing.
🧠 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
📜 Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd²)
🎯 Premium fit
📏 Runs true to size
Return Policy
Return Policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
